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caelhammer:

what if i was cool

oh wait

i am

louiswilliams:

and here we have boybander harry styles miserably failing at his attempt to crack a joke

treatsandsuch:

when you overhear your name in a conversation

if you try to call me “sweetie” or “honey” or “sweetheart” when we’re arguing may god help you because i will actually scratch your face off

joannaleecurtis:

there are children on this site

h0odrich:

I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something